Jokes Of The Day
Kutto Ki Ladaai
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Engineero Ki Padhai Kabhi khatam Nahi Hoti
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thoko like
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Pati aur patni ki
Ladai ke baad
Patni : Hey Bhagwan
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Agar “Yeh galat hai
toh Inhe utha lo
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Aur
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“Mein galat hu toh.
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Mujhe vidwa
Banado........................
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College life-
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time-
Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??
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Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh,
jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design
bana de!!
True or not. ?
Ab Bhi Waqt Hai Kahna Use Wo Laut Aaye....
Na Jane Kon C Ghadi Aisi Aaye...
Jo Mere Liye Mout Ka Sandesha Laye...
Aaj Rota Hu Mai Uske Liye...
Kal Wo Mere Liye Ansu Bahaye...
Use Kah Dena Ke Ye Aakhri Mouka Hai Milne Ka...
Aisa Na Ho Ke Mai Na Rahu Aur Phir Wo Bahut Pachhtaye...
Aaj Uski Yaado Ne Jeena Mohal Kar Rakha Hai Mera...
Kal Kahi Meri Yaade Use Raato Ko Na Jgaye...
Dena Sandesha Mera Use...
Ab Bhi Waqt Hai Kahna Use Wo Laut Aaye....
Jokes Of The day
Behind every successful student.
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There is a
Deactivated Facebook account.....!!!
do you Agreeeee...??
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हे भगवान
मैं ज़िंदगी की छोटी छोटी
परेशानियों से थक गयी हूँ
तुम्हे अगर मुझे परेशानियाँ देनी ही हैं
तो बड़ी बड़ी परेशानियाँ दो,
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¤ मैं अरबो रुपये किस बैक में रखुं ?
¤ शापिंग करने किस देश में जाउं ?
¤ अपना जेट प्लेन कहाँ पर पार्क करुं ?
¤ दुनिया के किसी भी देश के सर्वोच्च पद पर किसे समर्थन करुं ?
¤ उधार दिये हुए करोड़ो रुपये कैसे वसुल करुं ?
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Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein
Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp
Karne Se Sabse Jyada Time Waste Hota
Hai.”
To Aaj Se.....
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Newspaper Band.
Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai ....!
Mohabbat..
Ajeeb Rishta Hai Ye Mhbt Bhi Dosto...
Jine K Liye Ankho Ko Rango Se Bhari Nazar Deta Hai...
Kayi Baar Jab Zindgi Mein Bahut Khalipan Hota Hai...
Koi Ajnabii Aa K Zindgi Ko Khushiyo Se Bhar Deta Hai...
Jo Apne Log Sang Hokar Bhi Na Kar Sake...
Kabhi Kabhi Vo Ek Anjana Kar Deta Hai...
Shaame Tanha Si Hoti Hai Raate B Khamosh Si...
Ek Shakhs Phir Hamein Roshni Se Bhari Nayi Seher Deta Hai...
Gumsum Rehne Wala Dil Khushiyo Ko Agosh Mein Liye Jhumta Hai...
Ye Pyar Bhi Bade Hi Khubsurat Asar Deta Hai...
Dar Dar Mhbt Ki Talash Mein Bhatakne Wale Musafir Ko...
Chahto Bhara Angan Bepanah Mhbt Se Bhara Ghar Deta Hai...
Ajeeb Rishta Hai Ye Mhbt Bhi Dosto....
Jine K Liye Ankho Ko Rango Se Bhari Nazar Deta Hai......
Joke Of The Day
__Boy jab fail ho jaye to....
mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA GHUMNE "
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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI "
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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehte hain but dil jeet lete hain
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." Abe Tu Bhi " ...
Newly married woman returns from honeymoon.
Her Friends:
Kahan kahan ghum kar aai?
Woman:
Delhi, Agra, Jammu & Manali.
Her Friends:
Kya kya dekha?
Woman:
Bajaj, Anchor, Havells & Orient PSPO ke ceiling fans...
Jo samjha woh LIKE kare baaki plz POGO dekhe.
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Ladkiya kabi khud pyar ka izhar Q
nhi karti..???
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Interesting jawab
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Taki break-up krte waqt ye keh sake
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Tum mere piche pade the mai nahi.
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Mjhe toh news waali aunty se darr lagne laga
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Kehti hai "Jo sb chhupaate hai hum vahi dikhaate
hai.."..........
Tauba tauba........ Aaj ke time me privacy naam ki
cheej hi ni reh gai .
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mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA GHUMNE "
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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI "
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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehte hain but dil jeet lete hain
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." Abe Tu Bhi " ...
Newly married woman returns from honeymoon.
Her Friends:
Kahan kahan ghum kar aai?
Woman:
Delhi, Agra, Jammu & Manali.
Her Friends:
Kya kya dekha?
Woman:
Bajaj, Anchor, Havells & Orient PSPO ke ceiling fans...
Jo samjha woh LIKE kare baaki plz POGO dekhe.
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Ladkiya kabi khud pyar ka izhar Q
nhi karti..???
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Interesting jawab
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Taki break-up krte waqt ye keh sake
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Tum mere piche pade the mai nahi.
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Mjhe toh news waali aunty se darr lagne laga
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Kehti hai "Jo sb chhupaate hai hum vahi dikhaate
hai.."..........
Tauba tauba........ Aaj ke time me privacy naam ki
cheej hi ni reh gai .
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Hum Waqai Mein Door Ho Rahe Hai......
Jahan Dekho Diljalo K Kisse Mashoor Ho Rahe Hai....
Dard Aur Bebasi K Lamhe Mhbt Ka Dastoor Ho Rahe Hai....
Bahut Se Log Mhbt Kar K Use Pane Ka Hausla Nhi Kar Paate.....
Kuch Kuch Unhi Logo Mein Shaamil Merre Huzoor Ho Rahe Hai.....
Tum Sang Zyada Khawab Dekhne Ki Gustakhi Tou Dil Ne Ki Nhi.....
Per Jo Bhi Dekhe Hai Vo Chakna Choor Ho Rahe Hai.....
Jin Beete Palo Ko Yad Kar K Sukoon Milta Tha....
Purane Zakhmo Ki Tarah Ab Vo Nasoor Ho Rahe Hai.....
Hamara Milan Do Jismo Ka Nhi Balki Do Ruho Ka Hai.....
Per Dekho Naa Aaj Halato K Aage Hum Kitne Majboor Ho Rahe Hai....
Yu Tou Juda Hoke Jine Ki Adat Ho Gyi Hai Aage Bhi Guzar Jayegi.....
Tumne Sahi Kaha Tha Mujhse, Hum Waqai Mein Door Ho Rahe Hai............
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