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Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

Boy Teasing A Girl : Aye Chalti Kya?
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Girl : Kahan?
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Boy : Wherever You Say...

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

Girlfriend setting password for her
Facebook account with boyfriend sitting
beside her...
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She types "ßRAIN"as password

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

Ladke Ladkiyo Se Jyada Dayalu Hote Hai
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Kaise..

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli,
Company Ne Socha k Achanak Btayege To
Ladki
Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai,

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

Boyfriend on call:"hey baby,
what r you doing.. ??
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Girlfriend:"Sir dard kar raha hai jaanu
sone jaa rahi hu..

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

Ek Din School Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Se Ek Sawal
Puchha.. ??
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Teacher:"Pappu Batao, Salwar Ke Nade Ko

Jokes of The Day

Jokes of The Day

Wife To Husband
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Wife : Mein Tangg Aa Gayi Hu
Roz Ki Kit Kit Se

Jokes of The Day

Jokes of The Day

10 saal ka ladka : 1 kingfisher
Beer
dena..
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Dukandar : Is umar mein Beer
peene

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

2 ladko ki gf's kho jati hai
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1st: teri gf kaisi dikhti hai?
2nd:-5'6
36-24-36

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The  Day

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

AB - Hello,
main Amitabh
Bachhan bol raha hun KBC
se. . . .

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

Alia Bhatt: Apple ka Rate kya hai? . Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
Alia bhatt: kuch kam karo na plz..

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

.....Dedicated to all ladies 

दुकानदार एक औरत को कपड़े
दिखा दिखा क र थक गया ..

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

एक बुढिया का दामाद बहुत
काला था,

वो पहली बार ससुराल गया !

बुढिया :-- दामाद जी, कम से
कम एक

Jokes of The Day

Jokes of The Day

भिखारी- कुछ खाने को दे दो 🍗
लड़की - टमाटर खाओ 
भिखारी - रोटी दे दो

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

Teacher : Santa batao ‘M’ for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

GF: Where R u ... ??
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PAPPU: I'm At "Bank"
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GF: I Need 10,000 For New Cell

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon..
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye..
Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa

Jokes Of The Day

Jokes Of The Day

God:"Beta, Koi Mannat
Maango..??"
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Student:"Plz Mujhe Meri School