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Teacher : Kitne saal k ho ?
Student : Register me check kar le,
Teacher : kaha se ho ?
Student : School record me dekh
le,
Teacher : Sabse jyada pyar kise
krte ho,
Mom or Dad ?
Student : Mere dil se puch le,
Teacher : Tera dil kaha hai ?
Student : Teri beti se puch le
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Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji
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Doctor: Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai!
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