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Wife : Dinner kia ??
Husband : Dinner kia ??
Wife : Office se kab aye..
Husband : Office se kab aye..
Wife : whats wrong with you ?
Husband : whats wrong with you ?
Wife : okay lets go Shopping ...
Husband : Ya... I have completed my Dinner...
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Girl- i love you
Boy- i love u too..
Girl- kitna pyar krte
ho tum
mujhse?
Boy- Jitna tum karti
ho
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Girl- kamine iska
mtlab tu bhi
sirf timepass kr
raha ha..
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1 engineer ko job nahi mili toh usne clinic khola or bahar likha:
Rs 300 me elaj karwayen
Elaj na hua to 1000 wapis
1 admi ne socha ki 1000 kamani ka acha mokka hai.
woh clinic aaya or kaha mujhe kisi bhi cheez ka zaiqa nahi aata.
Dr: Box 22 se dawa nikalo or isko 3 drops pilao
nurse ne pila di
Mareez: Yeh toh petrol hai
Dr: Mubarak ho aapko taste mehsus hogaya lao Rs. 300.
Admi ko ghusa aaya......
Kuch din bad woh phir gaya ta ki Dr. se purana paisa wapis le.
Admi: Dr. saheb meri yadasht kum ho gai hai
Dr: Box 22 se dawa nikalo or 3 drops pilao
Marez: Lekin wo dawa to zuban ki taste ke liye hai.
Dr: Yeh lo tumhari yadasht bhi wapis aagai
lao Rs.300.
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