Bda Gurur Hai Usko Khud Par...
Kal Raat Bhi Nashe Mein Guzri, Nasha Tha Unki Yaad Ka…
Diwangi Itni Bad Gai Hai K Sujhta Nahi Kuch Bhi Baad Ka…
Kahin Jhalak Na Dikh Jaye, Wo Niqalane Lage Naqab Mein…
Lagta Hai Pathar Ka Dil Ho Gya Hai Ab Us Na Muraad Ka…
Jokes Of The Day
Teacher :- iska arth (meaning)
bataiye..
.
Blue Eyes Hypnotyes Teri Kardi
Hai Mainu I Swear Chhoti Dress
Me
Bomb
Lagdi Mainu...
Wo Shayar Wo Deewaanaa Hai, Par Itnaa Bhi Badnamm Nahee....
Khamoshi Mein Bhi Chain Nahi, Kuch Kehke Bhi Aaram Nahi…
Lakh Bahane Karke Dekhe, Labon Se Jata Wo Naam Nahi...
Unki Khatir Sabko Chhoda, Ab Apna Yeh Haal Hua...
Suni Mehfil, Rutha Saqii, Tuta Futa Bhi Jaam Nahee...
Jokes Of The Day
Teacher to student Aaj tune fir homework kyun nahi kiya..
.
Student : sir, light nai thi..
.
Sir : to saale mombati jala leta..
.
Student : sir, machis nai utha sakta tha..
.
Sir : kyu.. ??
Yaadon Ko Dil Se Mitayeinge To Kaise??
Mohabbat Chal Rahi Hai Par Ek Aisa Mod Aya Jab Larki Us Se Kehti Hai...
Aaj Shadi Ki Baat Huyi Hai Ghar Main Humhri Mohabbat Chupaoge To Kaise?
Koi Ayera Geera Ayega Le Jane Mujhko Apne Hathon Se Dolli Bethaoge To
Kaisay?
Tum To Iqrar Ek Mohabbat Bhi Khol Kr
Teri Tasveer, Tere Khat, Teri Har Ik Nishani…
Hazaron Dard Seeney Mein Chupaye Phir Raha Hon Mein..
Teri Furqat Ka Gham Dil Se Lagaye Phir Raha Hon Mein...
Lutaa Dala Hai Mene Apna Sab Kuch Teri Chahat Pe…
Fakat Apni Anaa Baaki Bachaye Phir Raha Hoon Mein...
Jokes Of The Day
Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up, “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “Awww Mom! I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
Ek Ladki Ki Kahani...
Meri Kismat Ki Bhi Kya Baat Btau Mai...
Kitni Baar Toota Dil Kya Kya Kisse Sunau Mai...
Jise Chaha Tha Pahli Baar Wo Mujhe Barbaad Kar Gya...
Lagaya Dil Kisi Bewafa Se Aur Wo Mohabbat Ko Badnaam Kar Gya...
Jokes Of The Day
Girl - What are you doing ?
Boy- I was doing a job with TIMEs
OF INDIA..
but now I left job.
Girl-Oh God why?
Umeed Karta Hu Tujhe Kabhi Kabhi To Meri Yaad Aati Hogi...
Mai Aaj Bhi Un Raho Pe Bhatak Raha Hu Jaha Se Tumne Sath Chhoda Tha...
Mujhe Aaj Bhi Wo Lamha Yaad Hai Jab Badi Masumiyat Se Dil Mera Toda Tha...
Maine Fir Bhi Kabhi Kisi Se Gila Nhi Kiya Is Baat Ka...
Tumhari Badnami Na Ho Is Liye Gala Ghot Diya Apne Jazbaat Ka...
Jokes Of The Day
RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO Maa- Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa- Beta kiska hai
Dost- Chal daaru Pite Hai
↓↓↓
ReSULT AGAR BURA HO:-
Bandh Gaya Hai Jo Saat Pheron Ka Rishta...
Bandh Gaya Hai Jo Saat Pheron Ka Rishta...
Na Chahte Hue Bhi Ise Nibhana Parega...
Toot Gaya Jo Mohabbaton Ka Bandhan...
Use Dil Se Mujhe Bhulana Parega...
Jokes Of The Day
Ek aadmi ek khatarnaak Sherni khareed kar ghar le aaya.
Padosiyon ne poochha – “Bhaai ye sherni kyon le aaye ?”
Khuda Ka Wasta Hai Tujhe...
Ye Hawa Ye Fiza Aur Tumhara Sath...
Ye Bahar Ye Gulshan Aur Hum Dono Ki Suhani Raat...
Ye Badalo Ka Chhana U Barish Ka Aana...
Is Mausam Me Sabse Gazab Hai Tera Muskurana...
Jokes Of The Day
A Husband makes a call 2 his wife from his idea phone.
He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.
He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.
Raat Bhar Barish Hoti Rahee
Wo Bankar Chahat Ka Farishtaa Mere Dil Par Yun Chhaa Gaya…
Uski Chahat Ke Izhar Ka Tarika Mere Dil Ko Bhaa Gaya…
Sadiyon Se Chahat Ki Pyas Thi Mujhko, Do Ghunt Mein Bujh Gai…
Apni Aakhon Se Mere Sanam Ne Yeh Kaisa Jaam Peela Diya…
Jokes Of The Day
Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : killing mosquitoes
Girl : how many did you killed?
Boy : 3 females, 2 male, total 5 !!!
Girl : how did you know that?
MAA KE AANCHAL KI CHAON...
Maa Mujhe Apne Pyar Bhari Aanchal Ki Chaon Mein Kho Lene De…
Bahut Dard Hai Mere Seene Mein Bahon Mein Teri Ro Lene De…
Dunia Ke Sang Chalne Ki Khatir Maine Bahut Paap Kama Liye…
Maa Mere Gunaho Ko Tere Pyar Ki Gangaa Mein Dho Lene De…
Main Hee Kisii Ka Na Ho Payaa Dosto...
Koi Apna Bann Na Sakaa, Har Koii Banaa Parayaa Dosto...
Galti Is Zamane Ki Nahee, Main Hee Kisii Ka Na Ho Payaa Dosto...
Socha Thaa Use Mohabbat Hai Mujhse, Wo Dil Na Dukhayegi...
Usi Bewafa Ne Bhari Mehfil Mein Meraa Mazak Udaya Dosto...
Jokes of The Day
Pappu Jab Chhota Tha, Tabhi Se Vo Kuch Jyada Hi Smart Aur Chalaak Tha
Jab Vo Nursery Class Mein Thha To Vo Ek Ladki Ko Kiss Kar Rahe Tha,
Mujhe Yun Mere Haal Par Chhod Kar Na Jaa…
Mujhe Yun Mere Haal Par Chhod Kar Na Jaa…
Dil Mein Rehne Wali Dil Tod Kar Naa Jaa…
Mizaj To Waqt Ke Sath Badalte Bhi Hai...
Itni Si Baat Par Mooh Mod Kar Naa Jaa…
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