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Jokes Of The Day

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Jokes Of The Day

Proposal of 4th class boy to 12th class girl
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Boy - I love u.
Girl - Stupid I am older than u
Boy - I am mad in your love,
Girl - Get lost
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Boy - Didi plzzz.. set ho jao
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Shaitaan Beta...
Beta: papa Aapki Chain Khuli Hai....
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Papa: Sabke Samne Chain Nahi Makeup Box
Bola Karo...
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Beta: Acha! Papa Apna Makeup Box Band
Karlo,
Lipstick Dikh Rahi Hai.

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Two girls are traveling in a train...
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Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
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Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chale�ge.
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Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chale�ge
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UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!...
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