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Teacher to student Aaj tune fir homework kyun nahi kiya..
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Student : sir, light nai thi..
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Sir : to saale mombati jala leta..
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Student : sir, machis nai utha sakta tha..
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Sir : kyu.. ??
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Student :sir, puja ghar me rakhi thi..
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Sir : to uthayi kyun nai.. ??
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Student : nahaya -nai tha sir..
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Sir : saale nahaya kyu nai tha.. ??
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Student : paani nahi tha sir..
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Sir : paani kyu nahi tha.. ??
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Student : sir motor nahi chal raha tha..
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Sir : ullu k pathhe ab motor kokya hua.. ??
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Student : sir aap admi ho ya pajama,
saala kitni baar bolu light nahi thi !!!
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Ek Enginiar 2 cigaret pee raha tha.
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Girl - 2 cigaret kyo pee rahe ho.
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Enginiar - dost ki yaad aa gai ek dost ke liye or ek mere.
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kuch din baad Enginiar ek cigaret pee raha tha.
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Girl - ek cigaret pee rahe ho dost ko bhul gaye.
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Enginiar - nahi pagal, mene cigaret peena chod diya......Ye to dost ke liye
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