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Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up, “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “Awww Mom! I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON :
“One, all the children hate me.
Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “ OK. You give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”
MOM :
One,
you are FIFTY-TWO years old,
And should understand your responsibilities.
Two.....
You are the PRINCIPAL of the school "
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Never force children to Pray.
At
dinner, ...
A little boy was ordered to lead in prayer...:
BOY: But i dont know how to
pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family
members, friends and
neighbours, the poor, etc
BOY: "Dear Lord.."
he started
Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice
cream.
Bless them so they won't come
again.
Forgive our neighbour's
son, who always remove
my sister's clothes and wrestle with her on her
bed.
This coming Christmas, please
send clothes to all
those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry!
...and also provide shelter for the homeless men who use
mom's
room when daddy is at work!
°°°AMEN°°°°
………Dinner was cancelled!
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