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Jokes Of The Day

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Jokes Of The Day

Girl - Mat kr Picha Mera 1din royega,
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Bahar College k Tu Samose ki
dukan kholega.
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Boy - Tu mt Thukra Mera Pyar,
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1Din Pachtayegi Usi dukan pe
Bartan Manjti Nazar ayegi...
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Girl socked boy rocked..

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Ek din ek ladke ko uska
teacher kehta hai..
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Kal 3 fruits ke name learn karke lane hai

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Ladka uncle se:" 3 fruit Name Batao..
Uncle:" Tere Bakwass ke liye mere pass time nahi hai.

Ladka Likh leta hai..
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Ladka Brother se 2 fruit Name Batao Bro:" GirlFriend Ka Phone AA Raha Hai Jaladi Dhafa Ho Yaha Se..

Ladka Likh leta hai..
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Ladka Chota Ladka se:" 1 FRUIT KA NAME Bata chota ladka:" Tu ek pagal hai..
Ladka LIKH LETA HAI..
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AGLE dIN TEACHER YAAD kARKE aaya ??
Ladka:" Yes Sir
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Teacher:" Suna..
Ladka:" Tere Bakwass ke liye mere pass
time nahi hai..
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Teacher:" Time nahi hai ?? chal PRINCIPAL ke paas..

Ladka:" Girl Friend Ka Phone AA Raha Hai Jaldi Dhafa Ho Yaha Se
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Teacher Tune Mujhe Samaj Kya Rakha Hai.

Student:" tu ek pagal hai.

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Mom-Beta Khana khale
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Child-Maa abi bhukh nahi hai
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Now
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Child-Maa khana de do bhukh lagi hai
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Mom-Ruk add aane de serial chal raha hai.

Sahi hai nah .. Bataoo ??
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