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Ek aadmi ek khatarnaak Sherni khareed kar ghar le aaya.
Padosiyon ne poochha – “Bhaai ye sherni kyon le aaye ?”
Aadmi ne udaas swar me bataaya – “LAST MONTH meri WIFE gujar gai naa … toh ab uske bina ghar badaa soona-soona lagta hai mujhe … !”
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Santa kee nai-nai shaadi hui thee phir bhi use ghar jaane ki koi jaldi nahi hoti. Woh der tak office mein hee baitha rahta.
One day Boss asked – “wife se jhagda chal rahaa hai kya ?”
Santa replied – “no no sir … aisee koi baat nahi ! baat ye hai ki meri wife bhi job karti hai isliye hum dono mein jo bhi pahle ghar pahunchta hai, khana use hi banaanaa padta hai !”
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Santa ke lips jale hu the Banta : kaise jale santa : wife ko raliway seteation droop karne gaya tha. Banta : To ? Santa : kushi ka mare train ke engine ko choom liyaSponsored Links
