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Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : killing mosquitoes
Girl : how many did you killed?
Boy : 3 females, 2 male, total 5 !!!
Girl : how did you know that?
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Boy : 3 sitting on mirror, 2 near beer..!
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Ek shaitan baccha unknown number
se call karta hai..
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ek aadmi uthata hai..
Aadmi:"Hello..
Baccha:" Ullo pullo kullo !!
Aadmi:"Kaun
hai
be ??
Baccha:" Ek Insan
Aadmi:" Wo pata hai naam bol??
Baccha:" Main ek ganda bacha hu !
Aadmi:" Teri to esi ki tesi Kahaan
rehta hai tu ??
Baccha:" Prithvi pe..
Aadmi:" Wo to pata hai, phone kyu
kiya ??
Baccha:" Tujhe pareshan karne ke
liye...
Aadmi:" Ruk saale..
apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki
aulaad..
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Baccha:" Hello papa, main pappu...
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Pati: Tum hmesha mera- mera krti rhti ho..
Mera beta
Mera ghar
Meri car
Tujhe hmara kehna chahiye...
Ab Almari me kya dhoondh rhi hu..??
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Wife: Hamara peticoat..
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