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Girl - What are you doing ?
Boy- I was doing a job with TIMEs
OF INDIA..
but now I left job.
Girl-Oh God why?
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Boy-kaun sala subah subah uthe
aur paper
daalne jaaye..
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Santa Ke 7 Bachhe The Aur Unme se Ek Alag Hi Dikhta Tha
Usko Apni Biwi Pe Shak Hone Laga Tha Ki Wo Alag Dikhne Wala Bachcha Kisi Aur Ka Hai.
Par Santa Mein Biwi Se Ye Baat Puchne Ki Himmat Nahi Hoti Thi.
Isi Soch Soch Mein Vo Beemar Ho Gaya.
Jab Uska Akhri Waqt Najdik Aya Aur Vo Akhri Saanse Le Raha Tha To Apni Biwi Ko Bulaya
Santa : Dekho Tumhe Meri Kasam Hai,
Sach Sach Batana Ki Ye Alag Sa Dikhne Wala Bacha Kiska Hai ?
Wife : Ji Ab Aap Mar Rahe Ho Aur Marte Hue Aadmi Se Juth Nahi Bola Jata,
Main Aapko Sach Batana Chahti Hun...
Santa Dukhi Mann Se : Kya ?
Wife : Wo Sabse Alag Dikhne Wala Hi Sirf Aapka Bachha Hai...
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Pappu:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:hai,
Pappu:acha vala hai,
Lala:hai,
Pappu: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai hai,
Pappu: thik hai hath dho kar 1kg aata do..
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