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Girl in hot dress
She:- Kaisi lag rhi hu mai ??
Mee :- acchi lg rhi ho
She :- What bus acchi ? so boringMee :- Maal ! lag rhi ho kasam se
She :- sharm ni ati aisa bolte hue
.Ab mai ye soch rha hu ldkia aakhir
chahti kya hai ?
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Apni badnasibi ka haal kise sunau
Aye dosto,
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Gf ke number pe recharge krane gaya,
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Or
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Recharge wala uska bhai nikla,
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Hat jao yaaro hospital jaa raha hu
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Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein
Thha.
Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko
Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola
Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya
Beti?”
Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi
Pata Hogi?”
Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya
Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”
Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi
Pata?”
Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke
Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai“
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